Salad Days: Take a Leaf out of these Stock Photos’ Books and Grab Some Salad, You’ll Seemingly Have the Time of Your Life

One of the issues with making salad is bland lettuce. It’s a problem that needs addressing

I bought a Greek salad the other week. Well, he was down on his luck…

After waiting an hour for my starter I complained “It’s not rocket salad”.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ear. The doctor looks at it and says “that’s just the tip of the iceberg”.

Stayed up last night making a rotisserie chicken and a salad to go with it. Spent the whole night tossing and turning.

I was making a salad the other day, and I thought I heard a small red vegetable that was a bit like an onion whispering. Must have been a hoarse radish.

Some of my salad garnish was singing Jailhouse Rock the other day. Think it was Elvis Parsley.

What’s small, white and laughs a lot in salads? A tickled onion.

Walked into a business meeting the other week, put a kebab on the desk and said “we really have to think about strategy”. One of my colleagues asked “what’s with the kebab?” I said “salad and a little chilli sauce”.