Graci-Ass us Later: World’s Greatest Gallery of Laughing Donkeys Accompanied by some Truly Incredible Jokes

Graci-Ass us Later: World’s Greatest Gallery of Laughing Donkeys Accompanied by some Truly Incredible Jokes

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown

And things seem hard or tough

And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft

And you feel that you’ve had quite enough….

Just remember that we’re standing on a planet with some laughing donkeys…

laughing donkey
What word is always spelt wrong in the dictionary? Wrong
laughing donkey
What’s the fastest cake in the world? Scone
laughing donkey
What’s the Bare Minimum? 1 Bear
laughing donkey
What’s white and can’t climb trees? A Fridge
laughing donkey
How much does a Hipster weigh? An Instagram
laughing donkey
What’s worse than it raining Cats and Dogs? Hailing Taxis
laughing donkey
What did the police man say to his chest? You’re under a vest
laughing donkey
How do you catch a monkey? Hang upside down and pretend to be a banana
laughing donkey
Julius Ceaser conquered Italy, France and Germany, Why did’t he conquer England? Cos he ran out of conkers
laughing donkey
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? Well the flags a big plus
laughing donkey
What’s the stupidest animal in the rainforest? The Polar Bear
laughing donkey
When did sally throw the clock out the window? Cos Sally hated clocks
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Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees? cos they’re really good at it
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What hides in bakeries at Christmas? Mince Spies
laughing donkey
A farmer counted 196 donkeys in his field, but when he rounded them up there was 200
laughing donkey
Why did the boy fall off the swing? Cos someone there a fridge at him
laughing donkey
Why are people always tired in April? Cos they just finished a March
laughing donkey
Why could no-one see the bird? Cos it was in da skies
laughing donkey
What do you get when you jump in a swimming pool? Wet
laughing donkey
What’s Red and Bad for your teeth? A Brick
laughing donkey
Simba was moving too slowly, so I told him to Mufasa

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