What’s one thing that may be almost as much fun as cuddling with a really cute dog? Reading a bunch of funny dog puns, memorizing your favorites, and reciting them back to basically anyone who will listen. Because let’s be honest: dog puns are the best kinds of puns out there!
Whether you’re in the middle of a conversation, trying to think of a funny caption for an Instagram photo of your puppy, or you need something clever to put in a card, these dog puns are perfect. They’re adorable, funny, and will make basically anyone smile. Take a look and find your favorite dog pun…
1. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
2. Today has been ruff.
3. The Dalmatian hid from people because he didn’t want to be spotted.
4. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
5. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
6. I nearly kicked my dog out. But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
7. He’s not a bad dog. He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
8. The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
9. You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
10. My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
11. My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
12. My dog hates the rain. He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
13. The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
14. Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t want to end up with a wide retriever!
15. My dog loves poetry. Especially William Shakes-paw.
16. Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
17. What dog does Dracula own? A blood-hound.
18. I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
19. That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
20. What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.
21. Don’t stop retrieving. Hold on to that feline.
22. It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
23. Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
24. That dog was so cold, he was a pup-sicle!
25. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
26. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.
27. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.
28. The dog barked all night without any paws.
29. I’m all about the pug life.
30. What does the dog eat at the movies? Pupcorn!
31. Dachshunds always nap in the shade because they don’t like being hot dogs.
32. The newest Avenger is a dog named is labro-thor.
33. Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth – completely devoted to their dog-ma and paw.
34. Next time you take your dog out to the lake, bring a doggie paddle with you!
35. Howl I ever live without you?
36. You’re such a mal-tease.
37. Let’s raise the woof!
38. The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
39. People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant.
40. You have the corg-key to my heart.
41. I’ll collie you later.
42. I’m mutts about you!
43. Please fur-give me.
44. This place seems so fur-miliar.
45. I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
46. You need a new leash on life.
47. Remain paws-itive!
48. I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
49. Quit hounding me!
50. Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.
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